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Landon Crutcher
Let’s just say you wreck your car on the way to work, have a heart attack at the gym, get bitten by a dog, have a seizure at Starbucks... or maybe you get shot in the chest because you shorted T-Bone twenty bucks on a bag of meth. Well, for you that’s a really unlucky day but for the emergency responders who come to help, that’s business as usual. Paramedics, EMTs, cops, firefighters, ER nurses and docs, unlucky is their normal. Bad days their stock and trade. Yet even among the professionally unlucky there are a special few who are such exceptional sh*t-magnets they have earned the monike....[more]

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Landon Crutcher
Ron and Willy are stranded on a tropical island and they really want to get home. Unfortunately they have no real resources, no good plans, and no idea what the hell they're doing. What they do have is an army of foul-mouthed monkeys who want them dead, a beautiful woman who wants some answers, a sex-crazed tribal chief, a caffeine-addicted demigod who wants to be worshipped, and a telepathic skull who just wants a little excitement. Through nonstop comedy and good old-fashioned adventure these guys are facing some long odds but do Ron and Willy give up? No they don't. They get down to busine....[more]